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ENG 010, Into to Lit
28 February 2017
Chapter 45 – Philip
The only time Philip was on TV was on The Price is Right. They are both extremely scared. The swords are dull to be as painful as possible. They start off making the Jihadists laugh a decent amount. They made fun of Jews and made them laugh very hard. Ismail waves the card twice and they ignore it both times. Cake is spelled ‘kike’ and they are rushed by guards. They are Israeli soldiers. They purposely swapped cards to save them.
Chapter 46 – The Nightly News
What they did is almost bringing the Middle East together now. They got credit for dismantling the world’s largest terrorist organization. The code they were supposed to say would have apparently triggered the final jihad. They are said to have purposely done the opposite. They are said to have purposely ended it. Terrorists all around are turning themselves in because what they said told the viewers to surrender. Haniyeh says that he and others planned them to do it. The Mideast is talking about swapping land now. They say that Jeffrey and Philip will be treated nicely by authorities. They are already making movies about them and they are famous world-wide.
Chapter 47 – Jeffrey
Moishe and Shlomo were introduced as the Mossad soldiers that saved them. They got them out of the cave. They then gave both of them Yemen clothes called thobs as disguises. They walked through the desert for a while getting attacked by mosquitos. They went to the capital of Yemen called Sana’a. They got in a bus and went to an airport. They were given fake passports, tickets, and a briefcase. They are going to Beijing.
Chapter 48 – Philip
Philip is handcuffed to the briefcase. Jeffrey watched ‘Jackass’ fourteen times in a row. Philip brought books. Jeffrey ordered things by pointing to the menu. Philip got curious and wanted to open the briefcase. He got pen and paper off of the assistant. The lock opened at 0-0-0. He then saw that it was a Mickey Mantle rookie card worth two-hundred fifty thousand dollars. They were then met at the terminal by Chinese soldiers.
Chapter 49 – Jeffrey
They were then taken into a Mercedes by a guy in a suit after being interrogated. They were escorted. He refuses to open the briefcase to save the card. He gives it to Jeffrey to hide it. They say they are in China for both tourism and business. They then take Philip to open the case. They are furious but then rush out randomly. Alarms and sirens were going off. They escaped into a crowd off people fleeing. Jeffrey snags his foot in a crack and almost gets run over by a tank. They are both lifted and carried in the air by the people. They are cheering.
Chapter 50 – The Nightly News
They are said to be in a pro-democracy movement. Jeffrey is said to have refused to move for the lead tank and banged on it until it stopped. There was also a virus that muted military and police surveillance. They say he won a revolution. His costume is said to be a political statement. Jeffrey is actually responsible for the virus because it was enabled once he put the card up his butt.