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What did the banana say to the vibrator? Why are you shaking she’s going to eat me.
What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Brothel Sprouts
What’s white, smells, and can be found in panties? Clitty Litter
What’s in the toilet of the starship enterprise?The Captain's Log
What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes? Goes-In-Tight
What do you call a virgin on a waterbed? A cherry float
Where do fags park? In the rear
Why did the lumber truck stop? To let the lumber jak off
Why do women have two holes so close together? In case you miss
What do you call a female police officer that shaves her public hair? Cunt Stubble
Why is being in the military like a blowjob? The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel
What do you call a herd of cows masturbating? Beef strokin off
What do you call an anorexic prostitute?Lite & Easy
What does 70 year old pussy taste like? Depends
What do you call a female clown? A Clunt
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? The position of the dirt bag.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? Doughnuts
did you hear about the gay truckers? they exchanged loads
Why was Tigger’s head in the toilet? He was looking for pooh
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A Dicktator
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? Gagged
What do you call it when a 90 year old man masturbates successfully? Miracle Whitp
What do gay kids get for Christmas? Erection Set
why did a woman include a bag of meth with her ATM transaction? She thought it would speed it up
Did you hear about the duck with a drug problem? He was a quackhead
What do you call it when you spill meth into a your cake mix? Baking Bad
What do you call a dictionary using meth?Addictionary
What was the original name of the TV pilot for Ty Penningtons Extreme Makeover Home Edition?Crystal Meth Makeovers: How else do you think we build entire homes in a week.
Why did Full House star JOdie Sweetin start using Crystal Meth? Because Dave Coolier stopped telling her to “cut it out”
How can you pick out the tweaker in the grocery store? He is the one with his cart flipped upside down fixing the wheels.
What do you call a person addicted to both cocaine and marijuana?. A Crack Pot
Why did the blonde snort artificial sweetener? She thought it was diet coke
If cocaine were legal, what would the little packages be called? . Sweet N’ High?