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Marion’s Humor Mom has been gone for 20 some years but her humor remains. Here is the transcript of a joke we found in her handwriting, today. Enjoy The New Priest A new priest at his first mass was so scared that he could hardly speak. After the mass, he asked the monsignor how he had done? The monsignor said, “Fine, but next time it might help if you put vodka or gin in your water glass to help relax you.” The next Sunday the priest put vodka in his glass and really talked up a storm. After the mass, he again asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor said, “Fine, but there are a few things you should get straightened out: 1. There are 10 commandments not 12 2. There were 12 disciples not 10 3. David slew Goliath. He didn’t kick the shit out of him 4. We don’t refer to Jesus Christ as the late JC 5. Next Sunday there’s a taffy pulling contest at St Peters, not a peter pulling contest at St Taffy’s 6. The Father, son and holy Ghost are not to be referred to as Big Daddy, Junior and the spook.