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Sex is my life. It makes me do jokes and it pleasures me at night, yeah my hand is awesome. So why not starting with this topic?
I am a horndog
Yes, you read that title right, I am a horndog. Like the other guys, right? There is nothing special, just another perv. I am average. That is what you may be thinking right now, but I am so sorry, it is more complicated than that.
I joke a lot, like, A LOT about sex and that stuff, for a simple reason, make fun of those pervs that only have one brain, there, in the dick. It is funny because people usually act in 3 ways: they follow my jokes and they go wild with me, they freak out and they feel weird as fuck; or they make fun of me thinking I am an average horndog.
What is my point? What the hell is this bullshit? Stay with me, and you will get it, or at least, I will try to do it.
I am Daniel, I have 19 years and I am from Spain. My first kiss was at 17 years old, and I am still a virgin. I have had 3 relationships and no “one night girls”. First one, 5 months, second one, 3 weeks (a summer relationship in Ireland, long story) and my last one, 1 year long. Yes, I have been with a girl for one year and I am still a virgin, she was shy in the sex stuff, but I don’t care, you know why? Because I have something called brain.
I am a horndog so I get horny easily and sometimes, just because a girl is hot or cute, but like I said, I have a brain so I know that I can’t jump over her and start fucking like a monkey, it is just rape, and I don’t like rape, no one likes it, that is why it is called rape… So that is why god gave me imagination and maybe later I will jerk off thinking about that hot woman of the street. Joke.
See, I have just joked, and you may think “such a horndog for fuck sake” and that is my point. It is a joke, nothing more I joke because there are real people that do that and they lie about it or even worst, they make fun of others for doing it when they sin like those that they are making fun of.
So, let’s go back to “I am a horndog”. If I am a horndog, even with a brain, why I am still a virgin? Quick answer, because I need to really like the girl to want to stick my penis inside her. Yeah, you are thinking in that image right now, nice, isn’t it?
So then, if I don’t mean the jokes at all and I don’t think like the character I am showing to the rest of the world, why do I keep it up? Easy, because I love making people laugh, but don’t be mistaken, I joke to make me laugh, not other people, I love having fun, that is why sometimes no one is laughing except me because I have just told the worst racist and sexist joke in the world, but damn, it is funny as hell. But going back to my point, why the jokes? Let’s dig deeper in there... As a human I am always mistaken, I am always thinking bad, selfish and non-moral stuff that I know it is bad, but it just appears in my head. Jokes let me say that stuff and realize one thing “damn I have to be so stupid to think like that” so, jokes are my moral sword that lets me kill whatever is wrong with me.
I know that maybe I don’t make sense or maybe you are thinking how stupid I am but let me go back to the sex part. I just love acting like a horndog, because it lets me relax and it lets me say how many girls I would fuck and make people laugh. I don’t mind when people try to roast me saying I am a horndog, you know why? Because I am one, but, I use the brain to in the reality control myself, but they don’t, they are just the type of guys that starts a conversation with “asl?”, “Hey you are hot”, etc.
I always say one thing. If you want to know me, talk to me privately, enjoy the stupid things that I say in groups or when I hang out with friends, but don’t judge me before you really know me. I am not ashamed in saying my sexual fantasies or my jokes because I don’t lie or I don’t try to hide anything, I am an open book, or at least, I try to do that. I can’t say that I have not lied, but I can say I try my best to be transparent. That is why I am writing this. I don’t know where this is going, but I don’t care, I only know that this is a place to show nudes of my mind, try to show how it works and what are my values as a human.
Barraguesh can write a horndog